Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

worst pranks of all time

Leave it to Fox News to come up with these 10 Pranks That Will Spice Up Your Relationship:
Some particularly "steamy" pranks:


3. If you're feeling silly, stuff tissues or newspaper into his shoes so that he can’t get his feet in. Write “SURPRISE!” on each one — he’ll see the message as he pulls them out.

4. Save an empty juice or Gatorade bottle (grape or cranberry works best) and fill it with water. Add a few drops of food coloring so the water becomes the color of whatever juice was originally in the bottle. When he goes to have a glass, watch his face as he takes a sip — he will be expecting something sweet and get a bland surprise instead!


10. Lastly, we’ve got a no-fail prank that anyone can do and it’s sure to get a laugh. Open a bedroom door slightly (or any door that you know he will walk through) and put a pillow at the top of it — when he opens the door the pillow will hit them on the head. Make up for your wily ways and offer to kiss his boo-boo!


Read more abysmal articles such as Ikea Assembly Made Easy and The Truth About Peanut Butter



Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Independence Day

Some reasons to celebrate today:
9. Hot Dogs — and not the bullsh-t merguez and wiener schnitzel and other actual sausages with discernible origins — I mean good old fashioned American hot dogs made out of raccoons, spare tires, and freedom.
19. Toaster Strudels.
20. Bald Eagles, also known as the most majestic animal since the dinosaur.
31. Paula Deen and Butter, America’s OTP.
44. Pink lemonade.
45. Wearing cutoff jean shorts, holding sparklers, and celebrating with your friends today like some kind of busted Ralph Lauren ad.



See the rest at 45 Reasons America Is The Greatest Country In The History Of Planet Earth | Thought Catalog